Mountain Hideaway

Mountain Hideaway is the kind of apartment complex we've all dreamed of living in someday; perhaps, for you, the day has come. This 24" by 24" HO scale nightmare scenario from right out of your worst pillow-destroying sleeps comes complete with everything you see here and a bit more than is visible. Now you can re-experience the worst of the worst!

Happy Acres Tea Farm

Home, home on the range...but you won't find deer and antelope here, unless it's on the wall of the Overseer's Hovel here at the Happy Acres Tea Farm just down the road. Complete with 24" by 24" base, 2 large prefab rocks, fence, Caddy hearse, 4 HO scale guard tower kits, 8 bungalows, 2 types of ground cover, spotlight, 8 handpainted figurines, easy wiring instructions.

BardoTown(tm) Carnival

You'll want to go on every ride here at this 24" by 24" BardoTown(tm) Carnival, where the food concessions look even more inviting than they did in the Human World, and the seduction of the thrill-rides lures you to your rebirth, including background and motors for all 6 working-ride kits, plus all necessary electrical connections. Some include lights, others require separate lighting. Rare collectible hearse and pink "Marilyn" caddy included, subject to limited supply, then substitutions will be made.

GasTown(tm)

GasTown(tm) certainly lives up to its name here in the lower east side of WharfTown(tm), one of the worst parts of BardoTown(tm), which is already pretty bad. You can smell this street from ten blocks upwind; not a layout for the newbie modeler, this can take even an experienced kit-crafter more than a day and a half (it took Xxaxx only three months to put the structures for this 48" by 48" module together, and Della Heywood even longer to make the wharfes out of individual incredibly tiny pieces of wood, and that was with a large amount of seemingly available, but unaccountably sporadic, slave labor) to assemble. Includes rare barges and river rafts, wooden wharves, many hard-to-find items. Price and availability for both GasTown and WharfTown on request.

Memory Lane

No trip down Memory Lane would be complete without a visit to the local IHOP and, right next door, the Omnibus Coffee House. HO scale Memory Lane comes complete with 24" by 48" base, 9 precolored building kits, bus (you have to paint it psychedelic yourself, or pay us to do it) 8 other assorted vehicles and all kits necessary to build this layout, all for the low. Easy lighting scheme makes wiring a ten-minute job. 10 handpainted figurines included as supplies permit.

Walled City

Walled City fits on 48" by 48" base, includes dozens of incredibly cool superdetailed Gothic-style buildings, autos, military vehicles and installations, communications intercept unit, and even a hippie bus which you paint, or you can pay us to paint it, or you can save a few bucks and just leave it as an ordinary schoolbus and have a stupid layout. As a matter of fact, this layout only comes assembled and prewired with all electrical stuff, including computer-controlled lighting and sound; come to think of it, this layout is so darn expensive that, at this price, we'll throw in the dumb pre-painted hippie bus. Price on Request; subject to availability and shipping times. For another view, see #15, below.