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Attention all you Beetlejuice Fans!

I have something very humorous here if you can appreciate after-life humor.

This is written by Dr. Claude Needham. The publisher is Gateways Books and Tapes and it was published in 1991.

Now, you should know that, contrary to popular belief, you don't develop lots of decorum and savoir-faire just because you're dead. Au contraire, it's not so easy to handle the odd new situations that arise in the après-vie.
So. I got good news and I got bad news. The good news is that you can learn proper après-vie social graces. The bad news is that you can only learn good social habits while you're alive—which since you're dead right now doesn't do you a lot of good. Fortunately for you, this book has been written with you in mind. But be warned—this book contains great and amazing secrets only for the eyes of the dead. Now, if you are not dead, whatever you do, don't order this book! This copy has been autographed by the author. This is a fun book I highly recommend for sophisticated tastes and world weary souls. If you want to see more about this book, check it out here.
Now I invite you to bid on this unusual book. Thank you for visiting.

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<b><h3><font color=silver> <center>  So. I got good news and I got bad news. The good news is that you can learn proper après-vie social graces. The bad news is that you can only learn good social habits while you're alive—which since you're dead right now doesn't do you a lot of good.  Fortunately for you, this book has been written with you in mind. But be warned—this book contains great and amazing secrets only for the eyes of the dead.  
<b><h3><font color=brown> <center> Now, if you are not dead, whatever you do, don't order this book! This copy has been autographed by the author.  This is a fun book I highly recommend for sophisticated tastes and world weary souls. If you want to see more about this book, <a href=http://www.gatewaysbooksandtapes.com/bk074.html>check it out here. </a> 
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