In the face of students' inexactitude in formulating real essence questions, Mr. Gold supplies a "specimen check." That is, an example of a question which he would recommend asking to as many spiritual teachers as possible. This simulation inspires--along with some trenchant satire of students' primate characteristics--a discussion of why the "power question" might be relevant to the condition of the Absolute. A brief demonstration is also incorporated--all in all striking a fitting new "doh" to complete this year's lively set of talks.