All standard science is built on a foundation of classification. How would a botanist know what to study if some guy hadn't come up with a definition for botany? Bugology would be a futile study if not for a sound definition of "bug". Hence in the spirit of scientific inquiry we are herein detailing a classification for the different Species of Feces.
Some short-sighted individuals believe that the species of a feces is defined by the species of the animal from which the feces originates. It is just this kind of narrow vision that has haunted the scientific halls impeding the necessary advancement of feceology.
We are not hindered by such self-restricting definitions. Contained within these pages you will find chronicaled many different species of feces. Some of it even facetious.
Current -- Bulldog Feces
Species #3 Corn on the Cob Eating Dog Feces
Species #2 Crayon Eating Dog Feces
Species #1 Generic Dog Feces
 
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