Activity #2:
Go to a museum.
Yes, go to a museum -- a museum with art on the wall would be best.
Time your entrance so that someone else opens the door.
Spend two hours in the museum. You may wander, sit, pace, look at the walls, look at the floors, look at the people, even look at the architecture -- do anything other than look at the art on the walls or the exhibits.
If you find yourself looking at any of the art, cross yourself in the following fashion.
Touch the bridge of your nose and say quietly "Spectacles."
Tough the area near...(where the zipper of your pants would be if you were wearing Levi jeans) and say "testicles."
Touch the area to the left of your heart and say "wallet."
Touch the area to the right of your heart and say "cigars."
Make this absolution each time you mess up and look at the art. Continue thus for two hours.
Notes: These experiments are almost guaranteed to thrust you into the clairvoyant vision of the awakened state -- also known as the Bardos. However, should you not be capable of behaving in a discreet manner you will be viewing the Bardos from the inside of a lunatic asylum. Chill and be cool. You are walking around in a public building and museums are not renowned for their tolerance of weirdoes and crazies.
